Monday, September 30, 2013
I don't even need to make things up. My students are already awesome.
Student: I'm sorry I wasn't in class this morning, but I have my homework done, and I wanted to show it to you.
Me: Why were you absent this morning?
Student: I have two little brothers, and I found their candy stash last night so I ate it. Turns out it was from two years ago, and they forgot about it. So I got food poisoning.
Me: . . .